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splayds are the shizz… i use it frequently
Don’t they have them still? I want a Splayd
hahaha i remember when you used to be able to get spifes to eat kiwis with
I really want a Knork LOL
we have splayeds at my house…
ZOMG THE PREDICTED PARTICLES OF THIS GUT ARE MAGNIFICENT
It took me a while to figure out “SPLAYD.” What about…Fospife? Yeah…..that sounds great. Oh wait….Hmmm one syllable....
this made me LOLLLL
Wow, I am in need of some cutlery.
My head hurts just by looking at this. Lol.
The splayd = Jesus in utensil form?
this is pretty friggin amazing.
hahaha this made me laugh out loud. i like “spife” and “knork” the best
It’s kind of sad I own everything on there (in its plastic form) except for...“knork”....
I want a Splayd!
I likes it. Even though it could get quite unsanitary.
Ive never seen this displayed more beautifully
FINALLY. I never knew what to call half of those things…
Note to Self: get a splayd
—————————- Can someone say, “genius?”
because you’re strange Tay, duh! :DD
OMG. This is AMAZING
Didn’t know they all actually existed lol, seen some though! 03
I’ve never even HEARD of some of these!
ABSOLUTELY EPIC. Get me one? 00
I sincerely appreciate all of these incarnations of cutlery, and I would love to use them. Especially the SPLAYD because...
life just started to make a whole lot more sense.
HMM..im into these charts nowadays… pretty awesome, you know i would want one of those things :D
Can I get a Knork and Spife with that entree?
FUCK BITCHES GET spLAYD! ;D
Reblogged from: papertissue I never really appreciated the full spectrum of cutlery… until now
how convenient. i want a splayd.
The spork is ultimate. Shhh…he is legend!
The spife looks like the strange thick plastic implement that came with some kiwifruit for a while. Remember, NZers?
Oh thank you. This post has brightened my day. I wouldn’t say I ran twilightsucks, I’m more like a manager who reports...
Hahaha awesome… echokinetic:
tô “falaaaaaaaaano”…. aí ó!